Why are you here?
Trying to investigate what we’re cooking 🧐… aren’t you?
Who let us cook?
🍳 Nobody. We broke into the kitchen ourselves, but we can cook… dreams, schemes, and memes.
Who let us cook?
🍳 Nobody. We broke into the kitchen ourselves.
Who are we?
😏 Just a bunch of Squirrels with a business plan, unlimited Wi-Fi, and building solutions without problems.
Who are we?
😏 Just a bunch of overqualified troublemakers with unlimited Wi-Fi, building solutions without problems.
What is happening here?
Just a highly scientific live experiment to become rich overnight, powered by caffeine, candles and mathematics, though my girlfriend still thinks I am cheating on her.
What is happening here?
Just a highly scientific live experiment to become rich overnight, powered by caffeine, candles and mathematics, though my girlfriend still thinks I am cheating on her.
People are guessing what we’re cooking…
🍳 Let’s say it’s part secret recipe, part life-changing experiment, and part ‘please don’t call the fire department.
People are guessing what we’re cooking…
🍳 Let’s say it’s part secret recipe, part life-changing experiment, and part ‘please don’t call the fire department.
People who guessed it right…
Either work here or are psychic and now on our watchlist (the Cool People watchlist). See you in beta.
People who guessed it right…
Either work here or are psychic and now on our watchlist (the Cool People watchlist). See you in beta.
People who guessed it wrong…
😏 Welcome to the majority club-don’t worry, we made it confusing on purpose, though we have snacks for ya.
People who guessed it wrong…
😏 Welcome to the majority club-don’t worry, we made it confusing on purpose, though we have snacks for ya.
The hesignbergs after a successful launch…
acting normal while quietly buying an island and chanting “Say our name”.
The hesignbergs after a successful launch…
acting normal while quietly buying an island and chanting “Say our name”.
Submit your guess and we’ll reward you for sure…
🎁 Might be a meme, glory, or snacks — either way, you’re winning.
